what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh
I’m always waiting for that one text that won’t ever come.
A relationship is like a house. When a light bulb burns out you do not go and buy a new house, you fix the light bulb.
A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”
best so far.
i wanna die but maybe something cool will happen so ill stay alive for now
do u ever wonder if your future partner follows you on tumblr